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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqE_H1A-8B4

rapper references diablo

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Using No Anni:-

Level | Exp Needed | Exp Per Run | No. Of Runs
| | |
90-91 | 146,072,446 | 5 mil | 30
91-92 | 159,218,965 | 3.5 mil | 45
92-93 | 173,548,673 | 2 mil | 87
93-94 | 189,168,053 | 1.3 mil | 145
94-95 | 206,193,177 | 800k | 257
95-96 | 224,750,564 | 445k | 503
96-97 | 244,978,115 | 320k | 765
97-98 | 267,026,144 | 164k | 1628
98-99 | 291,058,498 | 64k | 4546

Using 10% Anni

Level | Exp Needed | Exp Per Run | No. Of Runs
| | |
90-91 | 146,072,446 | 5.5 mil | 27
91-92 | 159,218,965 | 3.85 mil | 42
92-93 | 173,548,673 | 2.2 mil | 79
93-94 | 189,168,053 | 1.65 mil | 115
94-95 | 206,193,177 | 880k | 235
95-96 | 224,750,564 | 490k | 460
96-97 | 244,978,115 | 352k | 696
97-98 | 267,026,144 | 180k | 1484
98-99 | 291,058,498 | 70k | 4135

Using 10% Anni + Nihla Exp

Level | Exp Needed | Exp Per Run | No. Of Runs
| | |
96-97 | 244,978,115 | 393k | 623
97-98 | 267,026,144 | 216k | 1236
98-99 | 291,058,498 | 90k | 3234

Using 10% Anni + Diablo Exp

Level | Exp Needed | Exp Per Run | No. Of Runs
| | |
96-97 | 244,978,115 | 480k | 510
97-98 | 267,026,144 | 231k | 1156
98-99 | 291,058,498 | 115k | 2531

Using 10% Anni + Nihla + Diablo Exp

Level | Exp Needed | Exp Per Run | No. Of Runs
| | |
96-97 | 244,978,115 | 461k | 487
97-98 | 267,026,144 | 267k | 1000
98-99 | 291,058,498 | 135k | 2156

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Quote (B00MAN @ Sep 15 2016 06:30am)
I'm sorry but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, noob, black men, white. We all want to help one another. Diablo 2 players are like that. We want to live by each others' happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this Realm there is room for everyone. And the good moor is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way point.

Forum Gold has poisoned men's souls; has barricaded east with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed mods, but we have shut ourselves in. items that give godly stats has left us all in want. Our knowledge as made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We pvp too much and pvm too little. More than items we need humanity. More than hacks, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, the game would be violent and all will be lost. The druid and the assassin have brought us closer together. The very nature of these classes cries out for the goodness in man; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.

Even now my writing is reaching hundreds throughout D2JSP, hundreds of despairing men, women, and asians, victims of a system that makes men PK and NK innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say "Call me daddy." The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of player progress. The hate of men will pass, and TBS will die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as bullies die, liberty will never perish.

Players! Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like hell bovine, use you as cannon fodder! Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men---machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not hell bovine! You are men! You have a love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.

Players! Don't PvP for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it’s written “the kingdom of God is within man”, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create Good Characters, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this game free and beautiful, to make this game a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power.

Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to PvM, that will give noobs a future and weaklings a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill their promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us PK to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the Moor! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us PK for a realm of reason, a realm where items and levels will lead to all men’s happiness.

Players, in the name of Diablo II, let us all unite!

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if you want to go straight to the source, or need service here's the good ppl u can go to.

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Copy and Paste these codes in your Player profile to have color'd TEXT ~ Ctrl + C , Ctrl + V
ÿc1 = Red
ÿc2 = Set Green
ÿc3 = Magic Blue
ÿc4 = Unique Gold
ÿc5 = Grey
ÿc6 = Black (Not visible on the profile)
ÿc7 = Unique Gold (There are two)
ÿc8 = Crafted Amber
ÿc9 = Rare Yellow
ÿc0 = White
ÿc! = White Glow
ÿc< = Light Green
ÿc; = Purple
ÿc* = Blue

IAS Chart
Bow IAS Breakpoints
Frame 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7
Blade Bow, Great Bow, Matriarchal Bow (-10) 0% 8% 22% 42% 75% 142%
Shadow Bow, Diamond Bow, Ward Bow (0) 0% 9% 20% 37% 63% 105% 200%
Spider Bow (5) 0% 10% 15% 30% 50% 75% 125% 240%
Crusader Bow, Hydra Bow, Grand Matron Bow (10) 0% 5% 11% 22% 35% 56% 89% 147% 293%
Jab IAS Breakpoints
Frame 12 10.5 10 9 8.5 8 7.5 7 6.5 6 5.5 5 4.5 4
Matriarchal Javelin / Winged Harpoon (-10) 0% 5% 10% 15% 25% 40% 80% 100% 170%
Stygian Pilum (0) 0% 5% 10% 15% 20% 30% 40% 60% 90% 140% 240%
Balrog Spear (10) 0% 5% 10% 15% 20% 30% 35% 50% 60% 90% 125% 195%
Ghost Glaive (20) 0% 10% 15% 20% 30% 35% 45% 55% 70% 90% 120% 175% 280%
Single Throw IAS Rate Breakpoints
Frame 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9
Winged Knife (-20) 0% 5% 20% 35% 65%
Hyperion Javalin, Winged Harpoon, Winged Axe, Matriarchal Javelin (-10) 0% 10% 20% 30% 55% 90%
Stygian Pilum, Flying Knife (0) 0% 10% 20% 30% 50% 75% 125%
Balrog Spear, Flying Axe (10) 0% 10% 15% 25% 35% 50% 70% 105% 175%
Ghost Glaive (20) 0% 5% 10% 15% 20% 25% 40% 50% 70% 100% 150% 250%

Faster Block Rate
o Amazon (0 - 4 - 6 - 11 - 15 - 23 - 29 - 40 - 56 - 80 - 120 - 200 - 480 - 600)
o Assassin (0 - 13 - 32 - 86 - 600)
o Barbarian (0 - 9 - 20 - 42 - 86 - 280)
o Druid Human (0 - 6 - 13 - 20 - 32 - 52 - 86 - 174 - 600)
o Druid Werewolf (0 - 7 - 15 - 27 - 48 - 86 - 200)
o Druid Werebear (0 - 5 - 10 - 16 - 27 - 40 - 65 - 109 - 223)
o Necromancer (0 - 6 - 13 - 20 - 32 - 52 - 86 - 174 - 600)
o Paladin w/o HS (0 - 13 - 32 - 86 - 600)
o Paladin w/ HS (0 - 86)
o Sorceress (0 - 7 - 15 - 27 - 48 - 200)

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Faster Cast Rate
o Act 3 Mercenary (0 - 10 - 15 - 30 - 40 - 60 - 90 - 140)
o Amazon (0 - 7 - 14 - 22 - 32 - 48 - 68 - 99 - 152)
o Assassin (0 - 8 - 16 - 24 - 42 - 65 - 102 - 174)
o Barbarian (0 - 9 - 20 - 37 - 63 - 105 - 200)
o Druid Human (0 - 4 - 10 - 19 - 30 - 46 - 68 - 99 - 163)
o Druid Werewolf (0 - 6 - 14 - 26 - 40 - 60 - 95 - 157)
o Druid Werebear (0 - 7 - 15 - 26 - 40 - 63 - 99 - 163)
o Necromancer (0 - 9 - 18 - 30 - 48 - 75 - 125)
o Paladin (0 - 9 - 18 - 30 - 48 - 75 - 125)
o Sorceress (0 - 0 - 20 - 37 - 63 - 105 - 200)

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Faster Hit Recovery
o Act 1 Mercenary (0 - 6 - 13 - 20 - 32 - 52 - 86 - 174 - 600)
o Act 2 Mercenary (0 - 5 - 9 - 14 - 20 - 30 - 42 - 60 - 86 - 142 - 280)
o Act 3 Mercenary (0 - 5 - 8 - 13 - 18 - 24 - 32 - 46 - 63 - 86 - 133 - 232 - 600)
o Act 5 Mercenary (0 - 7 - 15 - 27 - 48 - 86 - 200)
o Amazon (0 - 6 - 13 - 20 - 32 - 52 - 86 - 174 - 600)
o Assassin (0 - 7 - 15 - 27 - 48 - 86 - 200)
o Barbarian (0 - 7 - 15 - 27 - 48 - 86 - 200)
o Druid Human (0 - 3 - 7 - 13 - 19 - 29 - 42 - 63 - 99 - 174 - 456)
o Druid Werewolf (0 - 9 - 20 - 42 - 86 - 280)
o Druid Werebear (0 - 5 - 10 - 16 - 24 - 37 - 54 - 86 - 152 - 360)
o Necromancer (0 - 5 - 10 - 16 - 26 - 39 - 56 - 86 - 152 - 377)
o Paladin (0 - 7 - 15 - 27 - 48 - 86 - 200)
o Sorceress (0 - 5 - 9 - 14 - 20 - 30 - 42 - 60 - 86 - 142 - 280)

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Faster Run / Walk
o All Classes (0 - 5 - 10 - 15 - 20 - 25 - 30 - 35 - 40 - 45 - 50...400)

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Rune Finding FAQ

Hellforge Rune Drops
Normal: El - Amn
Nightmare: Sol - Um
Hell: Hel - Gul

Countess rune drops
Normal: Ral
Nightmare: Ko ; above Io is much rarer
Hell: Lo ; above Ist is much rarer

Other Monsters
NM Meph: Um
NM Diablo: Ist
NM Pindle: Ist
NM Baal: Vex
NM Cows: Ist
Andy: Lo
Radament: Ber
Summoner: Lo
High Council: Cham
Meph: Cham
Izual: Cham
Hephaesto: Zod
Diablo: Zod
Pindleskin: Zod
Shenk: Zod
Nihlathak: Zod
Baal: Zod
Hell Cows: Zod

Where is the best place to find:
Rune: Best / Next Best / Next Best.... <-- this chart is built on the odds of ONE kill
El~Io: Countess
Io-Ist: Hellforge / Countess
Gul: Hellforge / Summoner / High Council
Vex - Lo: Summoner / High Council / Izual, Hephaesto, Nihlathak
Sur - Cham: High Council / Izual, Hephaesto, Nihlathak
Zod: Hephaesto, Nihlathak / Diablo, Baal / Pindle, Shenk, Eldritch

Note: This chart does not factor in number of monsters in a given area. Meaning: High Council will actually give you about 8x better chances that is listed and Hell Cows have about 500x better chances.
Therefore, any rune past countess should be searched for in Cow Level or in Travincal

Note: Magic find does not effect whether a rune will drop, nor will it effect the quality of the rune

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Jan 15 2019 04:16am

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Jan 15 2019 04:20am

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Damn am I hard now.

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the fuck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate:Fuck

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