Sup guys. It's me Loochi.
So I was in this game called 'Torch for Torch' trying to get hold of a barbarian torch to boost my skills up by 3. I had an amazon torch for trade and there was an amazon in the game. What luck huh.
Loochi: Yo zon, u need zon torch?
Peo-tile: Yeah. I got barb. trade?
Loochi: Yeah bro.
So we're in the trade screen and this kid put his torch on and i put myne on also and we both ticked. but it wouldn't trade. I knew this fuckin canadian douche bag was tryna jack me. He told me trading charms doesn't work and we need to drop trade LOL!!!
Peo-tile: Bro we have to drop trade im telling u..
Loochi: Fuck up you dumb pansy. Eat canadian shit you stupid fag. u just want double the torches.
Peo-tile: F**k u noob
Loochi: ...? Noob? ROFL.
So i immediatly pushed space bar and hostiled this kid. He was so noob that he didnt have items on, just fanat aura from probly his hacked charms i bet. Brave kid gotta give him credit for that. Then this fag has the nerve to bring his shapeshifting druid friend into all this.
Loochi: Can't fight alone ay?
Loochi: /f m Yo G_Bomb , Lil-T . I need you guys in this game STAT. Some fag tryna hack my items and we gotta teach them a lesson
G_Bomb: Word bro. I'll bring my sin
Lil_T: I'll bring my sorc, I leveld her up more now.
T and G both come in. Picture this. Me a 64 barb, G a 32 assassin with max fire blast and T, a staggering level 71 with telekenisis maxed out to push enemies around while i get a chance to leap attack vs 2 noobs. one lvl 75 an other 30. I guess we know who'll win here. Do the math? Our levels add up more.
All three of us went out of town and start causin havoc, shakin up the heavens with our powers. Me leaping around causing pot holes in the ground, G_Bomb throwing bombs everywere makin mushroom clouds from the huge explosions and T has enough mana to shoot frozen orb atleast three tiems before he has to run back to akara and meet us bck.
pussies laughed at us and said we're waste of time but who left?
When I say my barbarian will duel anyone, anywere. I fuckin mean it... And the crew will back me up if you try shit too.