Sup guys, It's me Loochi.
So today my main man T figured out a new duping method that allowed us to make tones of items and help us get rich, all the shit you can think of.. Manald heals, nozkon ammies, lenymo sash, Ali baba blades with p skulls. We were makin masses with these items and selling them for currency. In return for this method, we helped T get his godly items. Tal Rasha's full setup. T hada glow to him that know 1 has witness. A true super saiyen. I didn't even wanna upset him. Only God knows his frozen orb damage now..
Blizzard detected this hack and immediatly tracked down our IP addresses. We got sent warning messages
<Blizzard Admin> : If you continue to violate the code of conduct of our server, we shall ring the police. We have tracked down your IP address.
Lil T: Shit son.. Did you get that msg?? I don't wanna get my account hacked. I just got super godly.
Loochi: Yeah T, I got that too.. Let me handle this. I'll play it off cool and apologise for us.
Lil T: Alright sounds good, I mean we duped enough. That'll do it.
Loochi: / w *Blizzard Admin: Oi, you fuckin low life freak. We gonna dupe all the shit we find and sell that shit over eebay, fuck you and the po-leece nigga. What you gonna do?? TP pk us?
<Blizzard Admin> : You have chosen your destiny. Our reply will come soon.
So the next day I was chillin' at T's house lookin through his window with his binoculars at some fly ass chick gettin changed, gotta love these broads in the neighborhood. Suddenly, the unthinkable happend.. T's front door got kicked down by a whole fuckin swat team raided the area lookin for us. T screamed like a bitch and started crying and begging for forgiveness, he was running around the house with his wrists flayling in the air like a lil girl.. I'm definitly gonna knock T the fuck out for bein a pussy after this shit.
Police with shields and bats come runnin up the stairs to were I am and busted down the door, all after me and shit.
Squad: There's the target!
Loochi: Bring it on you fuckin pigs..
I was thrown elbows and upper cuts on these fuckin pussies, they couldn't get enough of my strong ass, girl that I was perving on saw wat was happenin, you can definitly tell she was having an orgasim over this bad boy shit that i pulled off. Finally, the pussy police jumped on top of me and put about 4 handcuffs on me jus to settle me down and took me to the station for further questioning
Detective: Alright LKAD (my homies nick named me LKAD back in '03) - How the fuck did you and your homie find this hack?
Loochi: *silent but with a smerk on his face*
These pussies screamin and shoutin at me tryna freak me out, I ain't even breakin a sweat.. Went to court for it too, what a jip. T blamed it all on me. I knew deep down he was a pussy. All I'ma do is sell those items on eebay have the paypa stacked to the ceilin. Gonna go level up in the flayer jungle now.. PM me if you want anything for sale.
Will take care of T later..