Sup guys, It's me Loochi.
So I was in the Dark woods searching each corner of the map for the forgettin tower to find some thul runes to get me some items. Game musta been either stuffed up or laggin due to the fact I couldn't find it. All I found was a stinkin cave that lead to a level below it and a dead end. What a jip, musta spent about 4 and half hours searching and getting killed by fallens until I dropped due to time because the amount of bodies of mine lagged the game up.
I look to see what games to join and I decided to take out my frustration and time wastage on a low level duel game. Needed to show these fuckin noobs who runs this realm around here.
I get in, and I can feel these pussies trembling in fear with each step I take towards the bridge, even though I wasn't hostile they can still sense the fact I'm here to cause nothing but rtouble. Pussy ass faggots musta thought it was christmas before I showed up or some shit, runnin back to town and picking up their gold. I see an assassin a black smiter going at like pathetic nubs. I had to show my alpha dominance so I hostile both and take a step out to the moore.
Loochi: Alright, I'll take both of you pussies at the same time. Who wants to get leaped first?
Jo_sinsin: Lol.. lvl 68 barb.
PkO-smiteyou: ZzzzzzZ
About now people at the bridge where hollerin and talkin shit about how I'm a fag who ruined their game. I'm jus sittin back drinkin my 'yak with a smerk and laughin at these pussies. The smiter changes to his holy freeze aura (Don't blame him for using BM, he'd need all he can get jus to even get close enough to take a screen shot of me.) while the assassin puts on her burst of speed. Musta been gettin ready to make a run for the cold plains wp. I'd be damned before that happened. Luckily I had so many manapotions in my belt and inventory that I could leap through the whole game and back if I wanted, this bitch ain't goin no where.
As I walk out of the bridge, I get hostile by level 9's and 12's along with these two lvl 20's. This couldn't have been any funnier, Seeing everyone die to my military pick will surely make me look like a soldier. Now I know what you're thinking.. You think I would pwned these guys from a grim ward right? .. Yeah, That's what I thought too. The assassin comes in first and starts kicking me. Musta took about 1/3 of my life?!! (wtf!?) I was tryna make a run for it but the damn holy freeze aura musta made me slower than a damn zombie. Didn't help either when a level 31 necro came with deceprify. I was slower than a snail at this point! Bone prisoned, I never thought this plan could do a 360. Jus as I was about to hit the esc button to gtfo of there, I got killed.
Musta read about 20 msgs that said 'LOL!' and everyone taking the gold that I earned from NKing Lil T.
I don't get it... How the fuck does low levels beat a high level barbarian??
The only logical explanation I could come up with is that I musta been wasted and clicked on open battle net or something........