Sup guys, It's me Loochi.
So I received another warning letter from the landlord about the noise complaints that I was recieving in my neighboring apartments due to the college poon that I was slamming each night. The local college had some fine ass broads jus down the road from where I'm living.
I walk down to see what my homie G_Bomb was up to and have a D2 Lan up over at his room when suddenly a man knocks on the door like a maniac. I decided to see wtf is up with that shit.
I open the door to what appears to be a 6 foot behemoth who needed a shave. He didn't look too happy either for some odd reason. He had two kids with him, an asian geek and a hispanic freak.
Loochi: *looks him up and down* mmm..??
Frank: Listen here you punk. You stole my sons tarn helm in a xfer game did you not? *points at the asian kid*
Loochi: LOL.. Why did you get a tattoo saying big daddy on your arm? You don't look tough.. You look fat?
Frank: Bigger than your ass you muscle wanna be punk
Loochi: Heh.. Maybe so chief, but I'm handsomer
About now this guy is all infuriated by the way I was back chatting to his fat ass. He walks closer to me and grabs me by the arm.. NOT a smart move buddy, I sent an uppercut sandwhich his way, musta sent him about 7 meters across the room. These biceps of mine sure pack a punch. He gets up all stumbling and mumbling, had to grab something nearby to knock him the fuck out so I can deal with the asian kid. I grab G_Bomb's new LCD screen and smash it over his head just crushing mephisto's soul stone with that hammer. Felt the viabration of the crack, really made me feel / look tough. Needed to blame the breakage on him too.
Loochi: AY YO G_BOMB!
G_Bomb: ??
Loochi: THIS FAT PRICK HERE BROKE YOUR LCD SCREEN AND CALLED YOU A PUNK BITCH!
G_Bomg: WTF!?
G_Bomb dashes his fastest towards this fat douche and sends his blow after harsh blow and knee's and elbows. Completely knocking him the fuck out. G_Bomb is a true thug for real. Will go through all measures to smash someone whether it being D2 or real life. The adopted hispanic kid is laughin and hollerin seein his pussy step dad gettin smash by G_Bomb. I quick roll up my sleeves to my biceps and make way to the slit eyed kid to make him never forget that this tarn helm was mine. I see his pussy ass running and screaming for securitiy crying like a bitch. I send a text msg to Lil T to come help me catch up and put an end to this drama once and for all.
As per usual, Lil T never showed up probably had a pussy excuse not to get into the fight. He always dodges even in D2 duels. I grab the kid by the collar and lift him up with one hand and start laying into him with the other. He's all cryin and shoutin that tarn helm was never his, he was keeping it warm for me. Just the answer I wanted to hear. I walk into their room and I see the computer switchted on with his D2 account still open. I quickly empty out his items and xfer them to my account and delete his charaters and spilled olive oil all over the room and lit a match. Good fire works display if you ask me. Police and ambulance all over the appartments investigating who did this shit while the pussies know it was us, they never dared to question us.
Me and G_Bomb laughin and hollerin and went back to his room to split the items 50/50.