Quote (xPudgEx @ Jan 1 2018 01:14am)

You know how it's called the new iPhone for Chinese people?







The iOpener

Quote (stephenk291 @ Jan 1 2018 01:14am)

Two Jews are walking past a church. The signboard reads "Convert to Christianity today and earn $100!"

The first Jew says, "What a load of crap. Proselytizing schmucks!"

The second Jew says, "I don't know, one hundred dollars is one hundred dollars."

"You can't be serious," says the first guy.

"Watch me," says the second guy and he goes into the church. About half an hour later he comes back out.

"Well?" says his friend. "Did they give you the one hundred dollars?"

The second guy says, "Oh, it's always about the money with you people!"

Quote (Naixz @ Jan 1 2018 01:15am)

how many jews can u fit in a car?
105, 2 up front 3 in the back and 100 in the ash tray

Quote (Aeonx2 @ Jan 1 2018 01:18am)

My Coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn't try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled ''Get the hell out of here Dennis'' and that's probably my favorite story ever.

Quote (stephenk291 @ Jan 1 2018 01:19am)

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the church.

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

Quote (defleshed2 @ Jan 1 2018 01:20am)

World of Warcraft
Dear Game Master, could you tell me a joke?

To which the the Game Master replied: "Your arena rating."

Quote (Bahamut1877 @ Jan 1 2018 12:21am)

30fg just for having mind blown bwahhhhh as picture. Better joke then what you write