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#41
Dec 31 2017 11:02pm
You want to know a joke?





pull down your pants.
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#42
Dec 31 2017 11:03pm
Quote (Apocalus @ Jan 1 2018 05:00am)
This pirate walks into a bar...

So I look over and he's the real deal, the hat, the eye patch, the peg leg....all except the steering wheel he's got in his pants....

So I say "hey pirate...you got a steering wheel...in your pants?!"


Pirate: Yaaaaaargh....its driven'me nuts!


Lol
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#43
Dec 31 2017 11:04pm
Quote (DustinOwnZ @ Jan 1 2018 12:54am)
Whats the difference between porcupines and BMW's?

On the porcupine the pricks are on the outside ^_^



Heard before and booo 1
Quote (defleshed2 @ Jan 1 2018 12:55am)
Hey blue post,

I got account (8) never touch hack in my life scouts honor, just trying to xfer 1 game after not playing in 10 years completely innocent please unban my accounts:

*bahamutBotOne
*bahamutBotTele
*bahamutBotBo
*bahamutBottwo
*bahamutBotThree
*bahamutBotChanter
*bahamutEtal

:)



No mh no chicken chump swag here never banned never worried
Quote (Sackcrete @ Jan 1 2018 12:56am)
The joke of 2017: Using JSP gets you banned in game.



10 for speaking truth
Quote (ravenousrane @ Jan 1 2018 12:57am)
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?









Tits



I'm to dumb for this 1fg
Quote (stephenk291 @ Jan 1 2018 12:58am)
Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.



Vintage. 23 inc
Quote (Apocalus @ Jan 1 2018 01:00am)
This pirate walks into a bar...

So I look over and he's the real deal, the hat, the eye patch, the peg leg....all except the steering wheel he's got in his pants....

So I say "hey pirate...you got a steering wheel...in your pants?!"


Pirate: Yaaaaaargh....its driven'me nuts!



Robot chicken jokes from 04 5 inc
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#44
Dec 31 2017 11:04pm
Quote (DustinOwnZ @ Jan 1 2018 05:03am)
Lol


Would you believe I won free tickets to a concert calling into a radio station with that crappy joke? Its so stupid it actually gets funnier everytime you say it outloud...lol
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#45
Dec 31 2017 11:07pm
whats the difference between your ex-wife and taxes?
Your ex-wife atleast stops fucking you when your dead.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
5 minutes

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#46
Dec 31 2017 11:07pm
Quote (Chronicle420 @ Jan 1 2018 01:02am)
You want to know a joke?





pull down your pants.



Real life burn ;( 30 inc
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#47
Dec 31 2017 11:08pm
when I was 17 my dad took me to the local brothel and he went first, he came back down and was smiling and happy as chit, I said how was it, he said she slid a piece of pinapple over him, whip cream, couple cherries and started eating it off and it drove him craze, I said well its my turn, I went up and was gone about 45mins, came back crying, dad said what happen? I said started out good she put 2 slices of pineapple on me whipcream chocolate and some cherries, chit looked so good I ate it myself!
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#48
Dec 31 2017 11:09pm
Quote (Bahamut1877 @ Dec 31 2017 09:04pm)
No mh no chicken chump swag here never banned never worried


aww, does that not count as a joke!

This post was edited by defleshed2 on Dec 31 2017 11:11pm
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#49
Dec 31 2017 11:10pm
Quote (Bahamut1877 @ Jan 1 2018 03:07pm)
Real life burn ;( 30 inc


:rofl: :hug: :santa: happy new year to you and everyone else dude.

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#50
Dec 31 2017 11:10pm
Quote (defleshed2 @ Jan 1 2018 01:07am)
whats the difference between your ex-wife and taxes?
Your ex-wife atleast stops fucking you when your dead.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
5 minutes



5 for go mediocre jokes
Quote (merok @ Jan 1 2018 01:08am)
when I was 17 my dad took me to the local brothel and he went first, he came back down and was smiling and happy as chit, I said how was it, he said she slid a piece of pinapple over him, whip cream, couple cherries and started eating it off and it drove him craze, I said well its my turn, I went up and was gone about 45mins, came back crying, dad said what happen? I said started out good she put 2 slices of pineapple on me whipcream chocolate and some cherries, chit looked so good I ate it myself!



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