Not mine but I found it funny.

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." poof. He disappeared without a tres.

bahamut i heard youre an old indian fighter

you like to fight old indians

40 incoming

Classic heard but still good 10 inc


Mehhh 5 inc

Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"
"I push them away!"
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"
The patient implored, "Please--break my arms!"

6 due to the fact u can get more from your main acct

On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes."

So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream.

Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the mechanic.

With ice cream all over his face and his stomach, he asks, "So how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No it's just ice cream I swear!!."

How many "asuh" dudes does it take to change a lightbulb?



NONE CUZ ITS ALREADY LIT FAM

What is the best part of fucking 25 year olds?







There are 20 of them

>.>

Edit: also have 4 p amathysts

This post was edited by foolsparadise7 on Dec 31 2017 10:54pm

What do the chinese call a 69? Twocanchew