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why did the squirrel swim on its back?



to keep his nutts dry



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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
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I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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What is LOOONNG and HARD on a black guy??














The 2nd grade :rofl:
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Quote (Naixz @ Jan 1 2018 01:38am)
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.


:rofl: u gonna make me go broke still 3 way tie @ 100 per unless someone comes in with a big closer happy New Years everyone
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2x here for ya.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?





She wasn't wearing her seat belt.







What did the perverted frog say?




Ruuubbbiitt.
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Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year







Today's going to be great!
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I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

Happy New Years


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Quote (Damein @ Jan 1 2018 01:41am)
2x here for ya.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?





She wasn't wearing her seat belt.







What did the perverted frog say?




Ruuubbbiitt.



Lol 60 last post plz be good
Best 1k ever spent

This post was edited by Bahamut1877 on Dec 31 2017 11:46pm
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Two bananas were sitting by the river, relaxing and chatting. A turd floats by and yells out to them, "Come on in! The waters' fine!". One banana turns to the other and says, "Do you believe that shit?"
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