Quote (Atmaweapon111 @ Jan 1 2018 12:53am)
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes."
So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream.
Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the mechanic.
With ice cream all over his face and his stomach, he asks, "So how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No it's just ice cream I swear!!."
Will receive 250 if no better comes
Quote (Yogi_bear @ Jan 1 2018 12:53am)
How many "asuh" dudes does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE CUZ ITS ALREADY LIT FAM
Lol 25 coming
Quote (foolsparadise7 @ Jan 1 2018 12:53am)
What is the best part of fucking 25 year olds?
There are 20 of them
>.>
Edit: also have 4 p amathysts
Heard before 5
Quote (stephenk291 @ Jan 1 2018 12:53am)
What do the chinese call a 69? Twocanchew
Not fond of this one 1fg