A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together when a 10 year old boy walks by. The priest turns to the rabbi and says hey let's go screw that little boy! The rabbi then asks, out of what?

How does Micheal Jackson know what time it is to go to bed?

The little hand touches the big hand.



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3 guys are on to an desert island, they all get 1 wish.
1 guy: wished he was in home with his kids and wife (and he got there)
2 guy: wanted to ge to the strip club (and he got there)
3 guy: was bored and wished to get both his friends back to the island (sad for guy 1 and 2)

New Years first baby boy was born with no eyelids, they circumsized him and made him some eyelids from the foreskin says he will recover fine he will probly end up cockeyed!

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Don't bash the king 1


Heard many variations of this joke but not this one 15

You know how it's called the new iPhone for Chinese people?







The iOpener

Two Jews are walking past a church. The signboard reads "Convert to Christianity today and earn $100!"

The first Jew says, "What a load of crap. Proselytizing schmucks!"

The second Jew says, "I don't know, one hundred dollars is one hundred dollars."

"You can't be serious," says the first guy.

"Watch me," says the second guy and he goes into the church. About half an hour later he comes back out.

"Well?" says his friend. "Did they give you the one hundred dollars?"

The second guy says, "Oh, it's always about the money with you people!"

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I'd pref movie theater jokes 1

how many jews can u fit in a car?
105, 2 up front 3 in the back and 100 in the ash tray