Ever Seen an extra fast cow?

I think if you raced one they'd have pasture car.

how does hitler tie his shoes????




little Nazis (knotsies)

A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”

"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"

bahamut remember that time we escaped from prision were running across that field and came along a sheep with its head stuck in the barbd wire fence, so i drop'd my pants and proceeded to fuck the sheep, when i was done you asked if you could have a turn, i said yeah then u got your head stuck in the barbd wire

A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doctor asks, "What state are you from?

The man say,s "Alabama." The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty soda can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10. The husband isn't so sure of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California.

When that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells him the exact same thing that the doctor in Ohio told him. The husband figures that the doctors must be right.

So he goes home, puts a lit cherry bomb in a soda can, and starts to count. ''1...2...3...4...5...'' The husband takes the soda can and puts it between his legs to continue counting on his fingers on his right hand. ''6...7...8...9...''

Why single man sperm has more value than married man?














It's usually handmade

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Very dark or appropriate for a 5 year old


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Tied for 250 between penguin joke

A gay couple is traveling on a plane. Let's call them Steve and Bill.

"What if we had sex?" asks Steve.

"Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..."

"Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!"

Steve stands up and asks loudly:

"Could I have a pencil, please?"

Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc.

"They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Bill.

So Steve and Bill have wild sex on the plane.

Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.

"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!"

"I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a pencil and he got fucked in the ass..."

https://imgur.com/DJy4Ri9
I won't 100% post it so I can avoid the warn
But def in top savage memes

This post was edited by Aeonx2 on Dec 31 2017 11:27pm

Q: It took only 4 years for Diablo to make his epic return in Diablo 2. Why did we have to wait nearly 12 years for him to return again in Diablo 3?
A: Because this time he's returning as a woman.