Quote (defleshed2 @ Jan 1 2018 01:23am)
Ever Seen an extra fast cow?
I think if you raced one they'd have pasture car.
Going broke to bad jokes 0 you've gotten plenty in red better jokes if want more
Quote (stephenk291 @ Jan 1 2018 01:26am)
A gay couple is traveling on a plane. Let's call them Steve and Bill.
"What if we had sex?" asks Steve.
"Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..."
"Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!"
Steve stands up and asks loudly:
"Could I have a pencil, please?"
Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc.
"They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Bill.
So Steve and Bill have wild sex on the plane.
Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.
"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!"
"I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a pencil and he got fucked in the ass..."
Lol 15
Quote (Aeonx2 @ Jan 1 2018 01:27am)
Don't click shit 0
Quote (defleshed2 @ Jan 1 2018 01:27am)
Q: It took only 4 years for Diablo to make his epic return in Diablo 2. Why did we have to wait nearly 12 years for him to return again in Diablo 3?
A: Because this time he's returning as a woman.
Zzzz stop u did good with first know when to leave a winner