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Nov 12 2017 03:17pm
Quote (Saucisson6000 @ 12 Nov 2017 14:46)
oh noes you right, it's even more unfair than i though, there one that is ok, while the other one lost his legs.


it's a gag, man

but I understand what you really wana say: it's not very Christian to take a guy's legs. It's not Christian to mock God and Jesus either. Ye, fkn heathens
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along the stairway, angels sit there doing nothing. Will they let you pass? some don't even notice you, you move along. Some ask you: hey dude, got a light? Others kick your butt downstairs again. Oh yeah, them kickers are bastards, gotta watch out for them

edit: I suspect those who don't notice you scan your retina

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Nov 16 2017 05:48pm
Dear friends, Take this moment, If you want to accept Jesus Christ free gift of salvation, pray this from your heart, humbly to God:

"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."


If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven

This post was edited by xfrodobagginsx on Nov 16 2017 05:48pm
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Dear friends, ...


I am not your friend man, ok ?

(so I didn't read further ... probly retarded sht from a religious freak)

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Nov 17 2017 08:13am
step 1: battle islam
step 2: don't kill
step 3: wait for heaven


not rocket science.
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Nov 17 2017 08:16am
Quote (uniquerare @ Nov 17 2017 09:13am)
step 1: battle islam
step 2: don't kill
step 3: wait for heaven


not rocket science.


islamophobe reeeeeeeeeeee
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Nov 17 2017 08:17am
Quote (uniquerare @ 17 Nov 2017 15:13)
step 1: battle islam
step 2: don't kill
step 3: wait for heaven


not rocket science.


you means "not science, but rockets "
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Nov 19 2017 07:31pm
You mean let them just kill you?
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Nov 20 2017 04:35am
Quote (Saucisson6000 @ Nov 17 2017 09:17am)
you means "not science, but rockets "


it's not rocket appliances
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