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Quote (Saucisson6000 @ Nov 10 2017 05:20am)


lol I don't like some of the stuff you post but this one is actually funny
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This morning i was about to commit masturbation then i stopped it because it would make jesus cry, but it's hard.

I try to keep my focus on Jesus but it gets harder, he ask me to take him over and i came.

Now Jesus is crying but i didn't masturbate, Lord what i did wrong ?

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Quote (PKSubban @ Nov 10 2017 09:11am)
This morning i was about to commit masturbation then i stopped it because it would make jesus cry, but it's hard.

I try to keep my focus on Jesus but it gets harder, he ask me to take him over and i came.

Now Jesus is crying but i didn't masturbate, Lord what i did wrong ?


Jesus likes to watch
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Quote (Saucisson6000 @ Nov 10 2017 09:20pm)


Wouldn't the guy in the wheelchair be in the Paralympics?
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Wouldn't the guy in the wheelchair be in the Paralympics?


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Wouldn't the guy in the wheelchair be in the Paralympics?


they are both, theres different categories in paralympics, so they can both win the 100m

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/paralympic-sport/9494025/Paralympics-2012-classifications-explained.html




This post was edited by Saucisson6000 on Nov 11 2017 06:28am
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I could've won in the 100 meter olimpics, not the paralympics, while pushing that wheelchair with that guy in it
but lucky for you guys, I decided to follow God's will and post on d2jsp
fk that crippled

This post was edited by the_rest on Nov 11 2017 10:21am
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Quote (GetOnYourKnees @ Nov 11 2017 10:08pm)


What are you talking about?

Quote (Saucisson6000 @ Nov 11 2017 10:25pm)


He is still in the Paralympics category though right and not the Olympics?
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He is still in the Paralympics category though right and not the Olympics?


oh noes you right, it's even more unfair than i though, there one that is ok, while the other one lost his legs.
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