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Sep 10 2022 10:03am

There's a phenomenon where people will eat any moosh of crap vegetables as long as you smoother them in mayo.

This is known as Cole's Law

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Sep 10 2022 10:04am

Quote (MadMan87 @ Sep 10 2022 10:34am)

DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #6!!!

#6 Apparently Dracula doesn’t have many friends.

But to be fair he can be a real pain in the neck.

lol

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Sep 10 2022 10:24am

Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

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Sep 10 2022 10:40am

Quote (Symptomatic @ Sep 10 2022 11:24am)

Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

See joke #1 in this thread

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#45

Sep 10 2022 11:35am

Hahahaha

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Sep 10 2022 12:46pm

What do scientist use to freshen their breathe?

Experi-mints

Goodnight

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Sep 10 2022 01:12pm

What's the difference between hot girls and the Chinese?

Answer: I wish there were more hot girls in the world.

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Sep 10 2022 05:35pm

Quote (bloodmeal @ Sep 10 2022 09:03am)

There's a phenomenon where people will eat any moosh of crap vegetables as long as you smoother them in mayo.

This is known as Cole's Law

Lmfao I hate coles law

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Sep 10 2022 05:56pm

Quote (bloodmeal @ Sep 10 2022 11:03am)

There's a phenomenon where people will eat any moosh of crap vegetables as long as you smoother them in mayo.

This is known as Cole's Law

That joke doesn't work if you just say it.

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Sep 11 2022 09:14am

DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #7!!!!

#7 A man standing on the toilet is definitely high on pot.

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