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Cannabist

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#21

Sep 6 2022 10:59am

By hug do you mean choke?

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#22

Sep 6 2022 11:01am

Quote (Cannabist @ Sep 6 2022 11:59am)

By hug do you mean choke?

She can’t even reach my neck unless I bend down. I’m dumb, but not that dumb.

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#23

Sep 7 2022 09:46am

DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #3!!!!

#3 I was going to tell you guys a time travel joke today…

But you guys didn’t like it.

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Sep 7 2022 09:53am

Quote (MadMan87 @ Sep 7 2022 10:46am)

DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #3!!!!

#3 I was going to tell you guys a time travel joke today…

But you guys didn’t like it.

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#25

Sep 7 2022 10:02am

We want MORE. WE WANT MORE!

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#26

Sep 7 2022 10:05am

Quote (MadMan87 @ Sep 6 2022 10:01am)

She can’t even reach my neck unless I bend down. I’m dumb, but not that dumb.

How can you have sex with her without killing her.

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#27

Sep 7 2022 10:06am

Why are piggy banks so wise?

Because they are filled with common cents

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#28

Sep 7 2022 10:07am

Quote (JessiWan @ Sep 7 2022 11:05am)

How can you have sex with her without killing her.

It’s very cavemanish.

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#29

Sep 8 2022 10:27am

DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #4!!!!!

#4 What do you call a Mom that turns into a Dad?

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#30

Sep 8 2022 10:29am

Quote (MadMan87 @ Sep 8 2022 09:27am)

DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #4!!!!!

#4 What do you call a Mom that turns into a Dad?

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LOL!

Good one. Did you come up with this?

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