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Sep 8 2022 10:34am
Quote (JessiWan @ Sep 8 2022 11:29am)
LOL!

Good one. Did you come up with this?



No. I’m not that creative. I heard it earlier this year on an NBC news session. The guy was telling some Father’s Day jokes.

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Sep 8 2022 10:55am
Dear Tomsonvv
You have a appointment nxt bla bla bla
Call bla bla bla
You did not come to work today ( i did for 6.66sec, no ones there)

wtfa trolls

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Sep 9 2022 09:19am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #5!!!!!


#5 The wife and I had an argument over who would do laundry today.

Eventually I folded.
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Sep 9 2022 11:04am
Quote (MadMan87 @ Sep 10 2022 01:19am)
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #5!!!!!


#5 The wife and I had an argument over who would do laundry today.

Eventually I folded.




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Sep 9 2022 03:48pm
Dad why is mom running in zig zag?

Shut up boy and give me some more shells
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Dad why is mom running in zig zag?

Shut up boy and give me some more shells


All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
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Sep 9 2022 11:22pm
Quote (EnTeK @ Sep 10 2022 07:48am)
Dad why is mom running in zig zag?

Shut up boy and give me some more shells


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Sep 10 2022 07:57am
Two pretzels were walking down the street.

One was a salted.
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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #6!!!


#6 Apparently Dracula doesn’t have many friends.

But to be fair he can be a real pain in the neck.
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Sep 10 2022 09:45am
Hee hee hee
I love this topic. Moar!
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