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#121
Oct 12 2022 12:38pm
Quote (BigSmokeHarold @ Oct 12 2022 11:05am)
:rofl:



Y’all kept ignoring my wholesome jokes. Had to break out a bad one.
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#122
Oct 12 2022 12:56pm
Quote (MadMan87 @ Oct 12 2022 10:12am)
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #36!!!!


#36 What did one Lesbian Vampire say to the other?

See you next month.



Dayum lol
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#123
Oct 13 2022 09:14am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #37!!!!

#37 What do Dracula’s brides and a professional boxer have in common?

They both go down for the count.
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#124
Oct 15 2022 09:43am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #38!!!

#38 Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy?

They don’t have the stomach for it.
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#125
Oct 15 2022 10:34am
What kind of beer do prostitutes drink??

Dixon Cider

Sorry I had to madman

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#126
Oct 15 2022 12:07pm
How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
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#127
Oct 17 2022 11:17am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #39!!!!

#39 Why do Halloween ghosts moan, tremble and shiver?

Because of what’s happening underneath those sheets.
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#128
Oct 19 2022 07:24am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #40!!!!


#40 Why do cemeteries have walls and fences?

Because people are always dying to get in.
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#129
Oct 19 2022 08:32am
Quote (MadMan87 @ Oct 19 2022 08:24am)
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #40!!!!


#40 Why do cemeteries have walls and fences?

Because people are always dying to get in.


Lol
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Oct 19 2022 09:23am
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