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Oct 21 2022 11:36am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #41!!!


#41 What’s a skeleton’s favorite bored game?

Tibial Pursuit

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Oct 22 2022 09:22am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #42!!!

#42 What happened to the man that got behind on payments to his exorcist?

He got repossessed.
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Oct 22 2022 09:28am
Quote (MadMan87 @ Oct 22 2022 10:22am)
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #42!!!

#42 What happened to the man that got behind on payments to his exorcist?

He got repossessed.


lol :thumbsup:
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Quote (Defendor @ Oct 22 2022 10:28am)
lol :thumbsup:



The Halloween themed ones will end after Halloween I promise. Lol
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Oct 23 2022 09:06am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #43!!!!


#43 My friend asked me what I was going to be for Halloween.

I told him, “Drunk”.
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Oct 26 2022 08:47am
Looking forward to more dad jokes :)
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Quote (Mondain @ Oct 26 2022 09:47am)
Looking forward to more dad jokes :)


He's leaving soon, so it's up to you now.
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He's leaving soon, so it's up to you now.


Is this a proposal? :lol:

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What did the two relatives say to each other when they crossed paths in the desert?.

Long time no sea.
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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #43!!!!


#43 My friend asked me what I was going to be for Halloween.

I told him, “Drunk”.


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Oct 26 2022 09:01am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #44!!!


#44 Why do demons and ghouls hang out with each other?

Everyone knows demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

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