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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #26!!!!


#26 We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking this news harder than Grandma.



Lol
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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #27!!!!

#27 What’s a Vampire’s favorite ship?

A blood vessel.
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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #28!!!!

#28 What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I dunno but the flag is a big plus.
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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #29!!!

#29 I don’t trust trees.

They are kind of shady.
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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #30!!!’


#30 Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Seven is a registered Six Offender.
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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #29!!!

#29 I don’t trust trees.

They are kind of shady.


Lol
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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #31!!!!

#31 A Ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of Whiskey…

The Bartender says “Sorry we don’t serve spirits here”.
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Quote (MadMan87 @ Oct 4 2022 10:18am)
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#30 Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Seven is a registered Six Offender.


I thought seven ate nine?
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I thought seven ate nine?



Maybe.
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