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#91
Sep 24 2022 10:30am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #20!!!!



#20 I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.

It was just gathering dust.
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#92
Sep 24 2022 10:32am
Quote (MadMan87 @ Sep 24 2022 11:30am)
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #20!!!!



#20 I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.

It was just gathering dust.


another winner! :thumbsup:
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#93
Sep 25 2022 09:41am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #21!!!!


#21 I fear for the calendar…

It’s days are numbered.
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#94
Sep 26 2022 09:32am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #22!!!


#22 My wife said I ruined her birthday.

I’m not sure how I did that because I didn’t even known it was her birthday.
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#95
Sep 27 2022 09:28am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #23!!!!

#23 The chances of curing an eating disorder through religion are slim to nun.
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Sep 27 2022 09:50am
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DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #23!!!!

#23 The chances of curing an eating disorder through religion are slim to nun.


:banana:
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#97
Sep 27 2022 10:54am
Quote (MadMan87 @ Sep 27 2022 10:28am)
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #23!!!!

#23 The chances of curing an eating disorder through religion are slim to nun.


we dont joke about satans penguins around here.
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#98
Sep 28 2022 09:11am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #24!!!

#24 I knew I was becoming like my father when I saw the disappointed look in my mother’s eyes.
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#99
Sep 29 2022 09:46am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #25!!!!


#25 My wife is furious at the next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.

Personally I’m on the fence.
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#100
Sep 30 2022 10:40am
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY #26!!!!


#26 We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking this news harder than Grandma.
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