Had a dream where I was at the gym working out like old times. I went to the locker room after I was done, and I noticed that they had this special section just for weabs. The floor mat and lockers were designed with all of these repulsive anime waifus. I must not have noticed it when I placed my things in the locker, but now that I was retrieving my possessions out of the locker, I was embarrassed and concerned that fellow gym members might think I was disgusting weab filth.
Also in that dream, some friends at the gym were egging me on to join them in throwing tennis balls at the women inside the gym. I didn't like being peer-pressured into doing something that I knew would get me in trouble, but I also wanted my bros to respect me, so I threw one. Then I quickly went inside the men's locker room so no one else would see it was me.
I'm not sure if this was the same dream, but I came home and the freezer was full of frothy, frozen coca-cola. My mom, who basically has mild Alzheimer's, for some reason dumped coke into the freon system, which caused the freezer to foam up with soda suds. (I know this doesn't make sense mechanically but that's what happened).
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In a dream I had last night, I went to a street festival where everyone was drinking and wearing costumes. I was mingling, but it was like navigating a mine field because basically no one wanted to social distance, and there were practically no masks. I was dressed up as colonial Mr. Bean (
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One street performer had a game set up that was similar in spirit to the dunk tank game, only instead of the contestant throwing a ball and dunking the performer, the contestant would spit their beer and try to infect the performer with COVID-19. I watched as drunken contestants would, one by one, sip their beers and spit at the performer, but I was wondering how anyone would know which spittle finally did the trick. I was thinking that if they gave me a try, I'd spit my beer into a fine mist into the air, which would probably be pretty effective, although I guess this presupposes that I have COVID, which I might not. Anyway, I eventually got bored of watching and navigated carefully around the event, which didn't go well because I got some beer spittle on me.
At some point I ran into Zach with his cadre of friends. They were all dressed up as people from comedy movies that we like. One of Zach's friends was dressed up like Rob Riggle from Step Brothers, and I told Zach that he should have dressed up like Rob Riggle too, since I thought he sort of looked like him anyway. Instead, Zach was dressed up at Luke Wilson's character from Anchorman, which was kind of obscure and poorly executed. Zach agreed with me though, and suddenly he and all of his friends looked like Rob Riggle. I was having a difficult time speaking with Zach, since he was kind of drunk, and while I kept backing up to maintain a 6-foot distance, Zach kept getting closer and speaking enthusiastically and excitedly in such a way that would expel spittle all over me, which made me nervous since I just assumed he has COVID from being a nurse and from being generally careless about social distancing. Put off by Zach's garrulousness, spittle, and overall carelessness, I went my separate way.
The festival started to clear out at around 4am. Everyone was leaving in really unique ways: go-carts, sweet motorcycles, dragsters, other unique vehicles. I stayed up past sunrise. I was somehow using ice skates to shred the city-scape like a pair of rollerblades. I was hanging out with some black friends doing pro-skater stuff around the city. We were trying to be rebellious in a BLM sort of way, sticking it to the man by skating where we shouldn't.
At some point I found myself being chased by police. I eluded them and came back to my apartment, but I realized something was amiss. Someone was trying to rob me while I was out. I confronted the thief and demanded he tell me what he was doing inside my apartment. He said he was planning to kill me and steal my IRA.