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Due to covid temporarily working a shitty job in a warehouse. Good thing there are lots of women (mostly polish)

I find it hard to start a random conversation. Any creative ideas are welcome.
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Nov 18 2020 08:40pm
Tell any polish woman this correctly and they will be naked and on their knees immediately for you:

ładne buty. chcesz się pieprzyć

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Nov 20 2020 10:50am
I've never talked to a girl with a pickup line.

In reality, all i ever do is say hi with a compliment or a question. You can start off asking work related questions and then start complimenting her after a few days imo.
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Nov 20 2020 10:58am
if you're trying to pull at work and starting with anything other than a variation of hi, you are doing it wrong
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Dec 11 2020 04:10am
It's the same as with tinder, you just comment on whatever you've been given. She dresses up nicely? Tell her you like her dress. You like the fact that she always has the same brand of coffee as you? Just notice it and start conversation.
Pickup lines like "Are you my homework, because I should definitely do you" are going to get your face slapped :P.
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Dec 23 2020 11:16am
Polish girls love drinking. Just show up with a bottle of Finlandia and they'll come to you.
Was ez ty.
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Dec 27 2020 10:27am
Quote (Mindfield @ Dec 23 2020 06:16pm)
Polish girls love drinking. Just show up with a bottle of Finlandia and they'll come to you.
Was ez ty.



Thanks. I’ll do this and also flash my new iPhone while I’m at it. What could go wrong right
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Dec 27 2020 11:29am
Quote (seekingpower @ 27 Dec 2020 18:27)
Thanks. I’ll do this and also flash my new iPhone while I’m at it. What could go wrong right


A BMW key will do even better.
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Dec 28 2020 01:14am
Quote (seekingpower @ Dec 27 2020 11:27am)
Thanks. I’ll do this and also flash my new iPhone while I’m at it. What could go wrong right


iphone :wallbash:

you got to be kidding? No wonder you here
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Quote (Showtim3 @ Dec 28 2020 08:14am)
iphone :wallbash:

you got to be kidding? No wonder you here



You must be autistic if u didnt get that joke lol
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