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Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself inside of you.

Does this flannel smell like chloroform to you?

Are you an angel? Because get in the van.
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Try writing her a haiku.

I'll let you use mine.


My dick is a pen.
Your face is like a parchment.
Can I write on you?
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