this is a pretty good strat
have my lackies in the corner while i fire off shurikens into his anus
unfortunately they die within a few seconds
idk what my mercs name is but he peaced out pretty early
it starts with a so i'll just call him Akbar


blade fury has been great up until now
but i'm gonna need a weapon upgrade real soon
i'm putting points into this and getting like an extra 2 damage
kinda relying on amp for now


not a bad fight at all

now time for my favorite game
run away from that fucking spider because holy shit


for akbar

np

you are NOTHING TO ME


boy is it satisfying just firing this shit from another room
goodness


look at this map
this is literally
literally
the best thing to happen to me in 5 years

nps here




sniped mr ice through the windows here

first unique
haven't had much luck with those


so this was pretty simple
just a total moat job
took a very long time


looks like junk to me

alright
i've got shadow master and venom now
what this means idk
but this is going real smooth


shadow master is going HAM
she's doing all this cool shit
frozen novas are just going off all over the place
she's kicking and yelling and shit
i have my patio door open and it's just these sexy assassin screams


yeye

take these blades u DICK


he kind of went fucking crazy at this point and wiped out team akbar in a second


went to retreat asap and found this lmao
wandered all around cs and no tps to be found lmao
i counted up the scrolls of identify for fun though and found 6 LMAO
FUCK

ladies and gentlemen
we got em


although it took pretty long


in hindsight this really isn't a big deal
skills really aren't doing much for me

we doin it


big bad frozenstein


he dropped me an amn so i decided to make this
it is nowhere near as good as my amp scepter but maybe a good switch for ancs/baal

alright
i don't know what the fuck is going on here
firstly there were the normal shenanigans going on here
trying to separate them etc
but my shadow WHORE kept fucking that up
so alright
just went ham on madawc and the whole team got him got in 45 secs
alright


but then on the other 2 literally nothing was happening
i don't know how the FUCK blade fury works
there is no attack rating or anything listed
but i straight up fired these fucking shurikens into this idiot for a solid 2 minutes and empited my belt and i swore i never hit him once
like it's easy to tell when i'm hitting them because amp/mana leech/cold dmg but just for the love of fucking TALIC NOTHING WAS HAPPENING
akbar/shadow whore had to kill them both while i just muted it and continued watching shitty reality tv
idk


anyway
25 mins later and tl;dr