Him losing us 2016 won us 2017 and 2018 so I guess I cant be that mad

Yoo lmao our roster is gonna look whack tbh

Fox just withdrew

Our* as in 50% of the nerds on here.

Oof

All we need is KuZ!

Oof

that was a classic jsp jinx to make sure he didnt get hurt in the offseason. inb4 he gets hurt in the offseason. cant happen, sorry jinxgods

I just got 2x tickets, $200 dunkaroos each

All my Celtics players playing plus all my favourite strayans, baynes, bogut, mills, jingles... glad that cunt Ben Simmons isn't going to embarrass himself in our colours. The fuck wit cunt has already brought shame upon himself carrying on like a bandwagon dickhead on his trip back here. Glad I'm not the only strayan who can't stand his diva ass now

Should be good

You sound bitter because you know he's going to be fucking your team in the ass for the next 5+ years and there's nothing you can do about it because your teams soft ass interior defense couldn't even stop Phil from driving to the rim.

Ain't nobody scared of Ben Simmons offense rofl