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Sep 19 2018 08:42pm
Quote (Snoke @ Sep 19 2018 07:32pm)
if the diablo 2 necromancer had a kid this is how I would expect him to look

I have made a guide how to complete this nec build below. This is patch 1.14v

Wyrmvater skill tree:

+20 Retarded spam posts
+20 able to live off eating ice cubes
+20 stealth people under 18 are less likely to see him watching
+20 delusional rage
+20 idiotic god form (meth soulstone smoked) able to have a build of a wet cat yet flex at at the big dogs like she's cute
Any extra points are used to find a new hobby

Stats: obviously 0 str dexterity 0 vitality-0 energy-max (able to spam threads for years of spam without bordom)
Inventory- Charms just leftover lucky charms in his pocket
torch(broken lighter hasn't worked in 2 years)
Can't afford anni but using meth soulstone -so fucking high thinks he's goodlooking +1 all skills +20 resistances to actual insults/ -20 to all stats-delusional likely thinks he's a god

Gear-
armor-shirt with least amount of cumstains
Boots- likely an old pair of shoes all winter
Rings- promise ring she gave her self
Ring 2- onion ring always in pocket for safety
Gloves- what for this guy has never worked in her life
Helm- shako if it covers this awful hair
Amulet- amulet of life- gives hope he will have a social life
Weapon- meth + bad breath (poison nec ofc)
Belt- piece of string
2nd wep stolen generation 1 iPhone for trolling d2jsp a mouse to log into d2 pub duels and afk

Wyrmvater
https://i.imgur.com/IXX8r0B.png
His dad
http://8gmwp015fo-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2017/04/d2.jpg


Decent meme

4.8/10
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Sep 19 2018 08:44pm
Quote (Snoke @ Sep 19 2018 06:32pm)
if the diablo 2 necromancer had a kid this is how I would expect him to look

I have made a guide how to complete this nec build below. This is patch 1.14v

Wyrmvater skill tree:

+20 Retarded spam posts
+20 able to live off eating ice cubes
+20 stealth people under 18 are less likely to see him watching
+20 delusional rage
+20 idiotic god form (meth soulstone smoked) able to have a build of a wet cat yet flex at at the big dogs like she's cute
Any extra points are used to find a new hobby

Stats: obviously 0 str dexterity 0 vitality-0 energy-max (able to spam threads for years of spam without bordom)
Inventory- Charms just leftover lucky charms in his pocket
torch(broken lighter hasn't worked in 2 years)
Can't afford anni but using meth soulstone -so fucking high thinks he's goodlooking +1 all skills +20 resistances to actual insults/ -20 to all stats-delusional likely thinks he's a god

Gear-
armor-shirt with least amount of cumstains
Boots- likely an old pair of shoes all winter
Rings- promise ring she gave her self
Ring 2- onion ring always in pocket for safety
Gloves- what for this guy has never worked in her life
Helm- shako if it covers this awful hair
Amulet- amulet of life- gives hope he will have a social life
Weapon- meth + bad breath (poison nec ofc)
Belt- piece of string
2nd wep stolen generation 1 iPhone for trolling d2jsp a mouse to log into d2 pub duels and afk

Wyrmvater
https://i.imgur.com/IXX8r0B.png
His dad
http://8gmwp015fo-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2017/04/d2.jpg


Guys with long hair are pretty GG.
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Sep 19 2018 08:47pm
Quote (Serge @ Sep 19 2018 10:42pm)
Decent meme

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XD just bored ty rate

Quote (Handcuffs @ Sep 19 2018 10:44pm)
Guys with long hair are pretty GG.



Ty rate this is how to become wyrmgod guide
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Sep 19 2018 08:53pm
"Inventory- Charms just leftover lucky charms in his pocket"

"Rings- promise ring she gave her self"

lol'd
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Sep 20 2018 11:23am
if the diablo 2 necromancer had a kid this is how I would expect him to look

I have made a guide how to complete this nec build below. This is patch 1.14v

Wyrmvater skill tree:

+20 Retarded spam posts
+20 able to live off eating ice cubes
+20 stealth people under 18 are less likely to see him watching
+20 delusional rage
+20 idiotic god form (meth soulstone smoked) able to have a build of a wet cat yet flex at at the big dogs like she's cute
Any extra points are used to find a new hobby

Stats: obviously 0 str dexterity 0 vitality-0 energy-max (able to spam threads for years of spam without bordom)
Inventory- Charms just leftover lucky charms in his pocket
torch(broken lighter hasn't worked in 2 years)
Can't afford anni but using meth soulstone -so fucking high thinks he's goodlooking +1 all skills +20 resistances to actual insults/ -20 to all stats-delusional likely thinks he's a god

Gear-
armor-shirt with least amount of cumstains
Boots- likely an old pair of shoes all winter
Rings- promise ring she gave her self
Ring 2- onion ring always in pocket for safety
Gloves- what for this guy has never worked in her life
Helm- shako if it covers this awful hair
Amulet- amulet of life- gives hope he will have a social life
Weapon- meth + bad breath (poison nec ofc)
Belt- piece of string
2nd wep stolen generation 1 iPhone for trolling d2jsp a mouse to log into d2 pub duels and afk

Wyrmvater

His dad
http://8gmwp015fo-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2017/04/d2.jpg

This post was edited by Snoke on Sep 20 2018 11:24am
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Sep 20 2018 11:28am
:rofl:
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Sep 20 2018 11:28am
bruh LMAO
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Sep 20 2018 01:00pm
pls stop bullying wormwater

she didn't mean it
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Sep 20 2018 01:13pm
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pls stop bullying wormwater

she didn't mean it


retardos anyway
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