good morning

I'll pool 20$ for wyrm to walk around in public with a plastic flail and bone sheild wsging irl.. I wanna see if wsg is fixed

At first i thought you were gonna say for a gym membership, i woulda thrown down

well I am a personal trainer hopefully he can give me advise so I can get that ideal physique myself

I mean I'm not a god but I do fitness modelling and I'm a personal trainer and he said this 1000x better without a shirt on this guy should be on the cover of every magazine IMO

I am sure his phone is literally ringing off the hook with contracts and agents and people begging to be his partner in tourneys must be nice being wyrmnoob



This post was edited by Snoke on Sep 19 2018 06:13pm

UR SHITS SOFT, but for reals snoke 100- wyrm 0

This post was edited by dixHard on Sep 19 2018 06:32pm

he must have really got under your tan, glowing, olive skin when he flexed his bones on you this afternoon

Yes was good duels today till next time wyrm

I'm curious to know his diet how many ice cubes a day does one have to eat to obtain that body

This post was edited by Snoke on Sep 19 2018 07:30pm

What's this mean did he officially come out the closet here?

Yes. Please send your selfies for review.

if the diablo 2 necromancer had a kid this is how I would expect him to look

I have made a guide how to complete this nec build below. This is patch 1.14v

Wyrmvater skill tree:

+20 Retarded spam posts
+20 able to live off eating ice cubes
+20 stealth people under 18 are less likely to see him watching
+20 delusional rage
+20 idiotic god form (meth soulstone smoked) able to have a build of a wet cat yet flex at at the big dogs like she's cute
Any extra points are used to find a new hobby

Stats: obviously 0 str dexterity 0 vitality-0 energy-max (able to spam threads for years of spam without bordom)
Inventory- Charms just leftover lucky charms in his pocket
torch(broken lighter hasn't worked in 2 years)
Can't afford anni but using meth soulstone -so fucking high thinks he's goodlooking +1 all skills +20 resistances to actual insults/ -20 to all stats-delusional likely thinks he's a god

Gear-
armor-shirt with least amount of cumstains
Boots- likely an old pair of shoes all winter
Rings- promise ring she gave her self
Ring 2- onion ring always in pocket for safety
Gloves- what for this guy has never worked in her life
Helm- shako if it covers this awful hair
Amulet- amulet of life- gives hope he will have a social life
Weapon- meth + bad breath (poison nec ofc)
Belt- piece of string
2nd wep stolen generation 1 iPhone for trolling d2jsp a mouse to log into d2 pub duels and afk

Wyrmvater

His dad


This post was edited by Snoke on Sep 19 2018 08:36pm