This reminds me of a song I used to sing as a child; here are the lyrics.
First verse;
Suffocation, mental retardation, suffocation the game we used to play, first you take a rubber hose then you stick it up your nose, turn it on, then you're gone, woo ooo ooo ooo.
Second verse;
Suffocation, mental retardation, suffocation, the game we used to play.
Firstt you take a pillow case then you glue it to your face, go to bed, wake up dead. Woo ooo ooo ooo.
Third verse;
Suffocation, mental retardation, suffocation the game we used to play. First you take a bowling ball then you roll it down the hall, hit your dad, make him mad. Woo ooo ooo ooo.
Fourth verse;
Way down south where its icey and cold, there lived a penguin his name was joe, he got so tired of black and white that he wore purple socks to the dance the other night. BOOM BOOM ain't it great to crazy, boom boom ain't it great to be nuts like you, silly and foolish all day long, boom boom ain't it great to be crazy.
Fifth verse;
There was an old man who wore a combination underwear, he wore 8 months without a single tear, he wore em 8 months without exaggeration, he wore em so long he forgot the combination.
BOOM BOOM ain't it great to be crazy.
-e
There's more too.
Fits this thread well imo
This post was edited by Ep0ch on Aug 18 2019 04:45am