Quote (vert @ Oct 17 2017 05:32pm)
I'll never be able to put into words what melee has done for me. The art of crossing your eyes and holding shift click is something i'll take to my grave. Thank you for all you've done for us Jubei52.
My teacher said to me that I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well... you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I Melee PK." The class is shocked, they merely partake in pleb duels like FPK and NVN to feign skill in Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction, not at all grasping the mechanics. "...how? I can't even begin to understand the sheer skill and intellectual fortitude required." "Well you see professor.. 3rd Aow Bvb Enigma + Botd Only Tournament, no eth of course!" One lone student begins to clap and cheer in the back row, I turn to see who the fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
This post was edited by Condemn on Oct 17 2017 05:20pm