A Ukrainian man dies and he finds himself before God:
“Lord, why did you give everything to the Russians – oil, gas, intellect, honor, history, poets, scientists – and to us Ukrainians nothing at all?”
God: “But I gave you all of this too.”
Man: “When?”
God: “When you were Russians.”
ROTFL.
Russian
honor? Innocent people murdered in Bucha, Katyn and other people would disagree, if they were alive. Prisoners starved. No conventions ever respected.
History? Kyiv is older city than Moscow.
Intellect? Country 4 times smaller is successfully defending, that takes a lot of intellect.
Scientists? Ukrainians massively adapted drones, fitted them with explosives, and turned them into precise flying bombs.
Ukraine started setting up hidden, underground factories producing drones and other small weapons.
Ukraine was the backbone of Soviet aerospace, missile forces, aviation, tanks, and agriculture.
Without Ukraine, the USSR would have been much weaker in technology and industry.
Oil, gas - kinda, but Ukraine has rare minerals and agriculturally rich soil, not bad.
So the only real thing Russians have from this list are poets.