dear father god in heaven,
i would like to live in peace with my neighbour.
he teared down one of my fences and build his garage partly on my property.
please god, give my neighbour more confidence and let him build even more stuff. also dear god let him talk bad things about me in public.
i dare you, god, hear me out. give my neighbour all the strengths in order to feel superior over me.
lovely god, increase his height and give him the feeling of flying like an eagle,
because when i get him down to earth, he will crash even harder.
thank you god for listening