as a man, how do you turn a daikon?

My Asian teacher Mr. Tri marked a question wrong I got right.
I showed him the mistake and said, "Mr. Tri, don't be shady".
I wasn't allowed back.

The tri is said like tree.

So it was Mr Tree, don't be shady.

I usually pay with credit card at the store. I thought about paying with cash but I'm afraid of change.

I have a Bluetooth music player at home. I call it the speaker of the house.

While milking a cow, Adele could sing "hello from the udder side"...

When asking someone to pass a spatula is the only time you should hear someone say in a kitchen "I need a rubber"



I knew a guy named Fred who worked in a grocery store. He liked to be called "Freddy Kroger".



When the son of the deer king walks around, he leaves behind deer prints of the deer prince.

If you only get a piece, it's a halfy taffy.

The head surgeon makes an executive incision.

I keep bread crumbs in my reusable tissue. It's my hanky-panko.