post all your terrible puns here. ill start off with a couple i came up with recently:



Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong and Robert Patrick are playing a game where they must each pick a composer. Arnold stands up and declares "I'll be Bach..."



what do you get when you cross a coconut with a passion fruit?

passion-nut fruit.

I had a teacher in high school was a master pun maker.

The first day of school he's like "We were going to go to the library, but it was booked."
Every time we asked for scissors "Sure, but make sure you don't cut class."

About a year after I had him I saw him in PE so I asked him to give me a pun. He told me to walk on to the football grass area and yelled "You're outstanding in the field!"

<insert any pun ever>

What is this thread PUNishment for?

...Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I've heard that before and I like it.

There's a church nearby that puts up a sign saying: Non-exposure to the Son will cause severe burning.

Left is Right right is Wrong

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

in exchange for drugs?