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Dec 19 2013 05:50am
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Dec 19 2013 10:49pm)
Thought of this while baking cake:


Why was the baker yelling at his dough?


He was trying to get a rise out of it.

you should of put yourself in the oven for spawning that into this world
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Dec 19 2013 08:22am
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you should of put yourself in the oven for spawning that into this world


should *have... ;)
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should *have... ;)


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Dec 19 2013 08:26am
Einstein had a theory about space.
It was about time, too.
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Dec 19 2013 02:03pm
what did the arab butcher say when a customer came to pick up his processed meat?





a salami aleikem.
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Dec 19 2013 02:30pm
period jokes aren't funny period.
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Dec 19 2013 06:18pm
whats an alcoholic's favorite diablo two item?


superior brandi-stock.



(inspiration struck when i just found one...)
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Dec 19 2013 06:36pm
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whats an alcoholic's favorite diablo two item?


superior brandi-stock.



(inspiration struck when i just found one...)


Double points for diablo 2 pun :D
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Dec 19 2013 08:03pm
Quote (ReturnFormer @ 27 Oct 2013 19:19)
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel
with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight.–
Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

“Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being
the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t
wait up.”





HAhahahahahah, now that's "punny".
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Dec 19 2013 10:03pm
biggest advantage of living in switzerland? well I guess the flag is a big plus.

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