I hear the kkk is coming out with their own sports drink. It'll be called hator-ade.


If you're eating venison and play a song, it's music to your deers.


I made a party the other night with no square or rectangular tables. I called it the "night of the round tables".

what do you call a zoo with only dogs
a shi-zhu


why do ducks have feathers
to hide their butt quacks

i shitzu not...

No do they say in Mexico when they run out of tea?


Namaste.

when are you going to let this shitty thread die

One who goes to bed with a itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly finger.

Coworker: this pan is dirty


Me: that's OK, so am i....




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What did the guy sing after picking up his order from the Greek restaurant?


Did you ever know that you're my gyro?

Mein Shako.

haha great thread lol haha

What spice curses the most?




Coarse pepper