Pedestrians is such a long word. I usually just call them pedo's.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

Dictator sounds like a phallic potato.

The moon isn't always like this, it's just going through a phase...

A nerd on Halloween is All Hallows dweeb.

What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison

If Danny devito married Ina Garten, she would be Ina Garten devito.

A duck walked into a bar



Animal control was called and the situation was dealt with promptly



Huheuheuehuehuehue get it!? Me neither..

In France, "pain in the ass" has a bit different meaning...

"I bet you won't eat Bambi. "

"Sure I would"

"Oh yeah? I deer you..."