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Mar 16 2021 07:41am
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did you hear about the swedish guy who visited america? hes Bjorn in the USA...


Björn Ironside? :D
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Apr 8 2021 09:36am
pornstars give new meaning to the expression "hard at work"...
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Apr 9 2021 06:31am
What's the kkk's favorite sports drink?


They like the white powerade...
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Apr 9 2021 06:40am
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Apr 9 2021 08:31pm)
What's the kkk's favorite sports drink?


They like the white powerade...


You are a really punny guy.
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Apr 9 2021 07:58am
Quote (Arctis @ Apr 9 2021 02:40pm)
You are a really punny guy.


yes
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Apr 14 2021 05:50am
Is gender fluid anything like sex juices...?
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Apr 14 2021 07:28am
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Is gender fluid anything like sex juices...?


This! :D

Some people change their gender fluids more frequently than their car fluids... :rofl:
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Apr 15 2021 03:16pm
I'm gonna make a movie that's a series of small videos about dogs that' are thought of as violent. It's gonna be called Boxer Shorts.



There's a thin girl named Minnie who married a strong guy named Morris. They once trapped a large cat by its foot. Skinny Minnie and Mighty Moe caught a tiger by its toe.
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#859
Apr 22 2021 07:23pm
I don't like mushrooms. I guess that means I lack morels...



The opposite of Wiccan is we can't.
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Apr 23 2021 01:36am
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I don't like mushrooms. I guess that means I lack morels...



The opposite of Wiccan is we can't.



Lol
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