Why do amoebas fail math class?




Because they multiply when they divide.

A kitchen rack is a topless woman making a sandwich.

im gonna make a line of drinking glasses aimed at rednecks. they be called "hick cups"...

i went to see my russian friend and he was happy to see me. vladamir is glad im here.

Don't let vladimir see your laughing at him ( Novichok )

My white chickens have formed a gang and are attacking the darker colored ones. They call themselves the koo klucks klan...

Jees! XD

This one is really good!

i just realized yesterday that everyone can see who my youtube account is following!
changed it to private now, it should be private on default