hopefully not to much

i have an extendable floating deck. gonna have a party this saturday, so ill need to extend it. we're gonna rock out with my dock out.



usually i keep my priestly robes hidden under something else, but when i go to a concert i like to rock out with my frock out.

I bet you have a nice deck!
A nice long deck! A solid wood deck! Smooth to the touch deck!
I bet your Deck is so big, your whole family fits on it!

what do you call a sunburned midget gangster on a bike?








little red riding hood.

I wanted to get laid on my vacation, but all ass twas not to be...

When you think you have to fart but it ends up being more, it's an oopsie poopsie...






I wanted to start an organization to teach under privileged kids how to play an instrument, but I was having trouble getting donations for Sax With Minors.

I need a new ass mine has a crack in it

Plz uninstall you insolent troll

This post was edited by addone on Nov 7 2020 09:11pm

Uninstall what, this website? That's not how it works...

read it again