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Quote (Smegma @ Oct 2 2013 03:21pm)
Jesus loves me.


hopefully not to much
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i have an extendable floating deck. gonna have a party this saturday, so ill need to extend it. we're gonna rock out with my dock out.



usually i keep my priestly robes hidden under something else, but when i go to a concert i like to rock out with my frock out.
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i have an extendable floating deck. gonna have a party this saturday, so ill need to extend it. we're gonna rock out with my dock out.



usually i keep my priestly robes hidden under something else, but when i go to a concert i like to rock out with my frock out.


I bet you have a nice deck!
A nice long deck! A solid wood deck! Smooth to the touch deck! B)
I bet your Deck is so big, your whole family fits on it! :D
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what do you call a sunburned midget gangster on a bike?








little red riding hood.
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I wanted to get laid on my vacation, but all ass twas not to be...
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When you think you have to fart but it ends up being more, it's an oopsie poopsie...






I wanted to start an organization to teach under privileged kids how to play an instrument, but I was having trouble getting donations for Sax With Minors.
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I need a new ass mine has a crack in it
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Plz uninstall you insolent troll

This post was edited by addone on Nov 7 2020 09:11pm
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Plz uninstall you insolent troll


Uninstall what, this website? That's not how it works... :bonk:
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Uninstall what, this website? That's not how it works... :bonk:


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