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when a monkey finds its best spouse, its a prime mate.
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Quote (ReturnFormer @ 4 Aug 2020 14:53)
when a monkey finds its best spouse, its a prime mate.


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How are kids more powerful than jesus?


jesus could only turn *water* into wine. Kids can turn *anything* into whine.
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How are kids more powerful than jesus?


jesus could only turn *water* into wine. Kids can turn *anything* into whine.


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what is a half french half spanish cat's favorite way to play piano?


le gato





what do you call music related sex jokes?

crescendo innuendo
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what is a half french half spanish cat's favorite way to play piano?


le gato





what do you call music related sex jokes?

crescendo innuendo


What does a French cat say when you crack a bad joke?






L'Mao
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This post was edited by Thomas Cross on Aug 17 2020 02:34am
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What does a French cat say when you crack a bad joke?






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I will track this thread for education purpose
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I will track this thread for education purpose


You should! :D
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