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#791

Jun 24 2020 03:03am

Quote (ReturnFormer @ 24 Jun 2020 00:18)

if a panda guzzles bamboo, has he been bamboo-zzled?

Bazinga!

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#792

Jun 24 2020 08:50am

i named my bike seat "michael". i also switched out the quick-release for something more secure. now its my Michael bolt-on.

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Jun 24 2020 11:02am

Quote (CPK001 @ 15 Jun 2020 02:40)

I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. So I bought I steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. I then bought a lead whistle but it steel wooden lead me whistle.

Lol best

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#794

Jun 28 2020 06:04pm

We got an SUV the other day. This is the dawning of the age of a-car-ious!

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#795

Jul 3 2020 04:32pm

if your fresh herb is spoiling faster than you think it should, you should check the basil temperature.

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#796

Jul 3 2020 06:58pm

Quote (death_knight @ Jun 24 2020 06:02pm)

Lol best

I wont bother reading through then, cheers

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#797

Jul 14 2020 01:32pm

if memories are golden, then thinking about the past makes you a golden retriever.

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#798

Jul 15 2020 02:12pm

Ever hear of the famous hobbit boxer?

His name was Rocky Bilboa Baggins.

This post was edited by ReturnFormer on Jul 15 2020 02:12pm

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#799

Jul 20 2020 03:47pm

if the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, where are the words of the amateur-phets written?

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#800

Aug 2 2020 09:46am

i have yet to find out what sam sung...

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