A baby horse made out of a light metal is an aluminum foal.

What do you call a little demon who rules over nothing?

An imp o' nada.

If incest is wrong, why is kin part of kinky?

Will Smith isn't white. He's a black Smith.

ive always wanted to take part in a flash mob, but i could never work up the courage to expose myself like that...

I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. So I bought I steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. I then bought a lead whistle but it steel wooden lead me whistle.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Cuntswaylo

if a panda guzzles bamboo, has he been bamboo-zzled?