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Dec 29 2019 08:28pm
I think my travel agent misunderstood me. I wanted to visit the university of Florida, not one of the Florida Gay Tours.
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Dec 29 2019 08:32pm
One of my opponents in a game just now was named "roll a fatty ".

Where should I roll her...?
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Diablo immortal is indeed immortal. But as solely as a meme. A game that died before it even could live.
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Jan 10 2020 01:29pm
Toyota's are pretty good cars. I'd be curious to see what a real ota could do...
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Tony stark


Do do dodo doo doo
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Jan 10 2020 11:04pm
Quote (Thomas Cross @ 5 Dec 2019 13:33)
N more bad puns! :o :D


this :D
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I'm doing an electronics project, and went to the store to buy some resistors, but they were out of them. I guess resistance is futile...
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Jan 25 2020 08:21pm
what did the millenial say to the gardener who killed his flowers?


ok, bloomer.
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Quote (ReturnFormer @ 17 Dec 2019 16:13)
If you get on the bus through the rear entrance without paying, does that make you a back door burglar?


I'm a back door intruder! B)
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Feb 5 2020 12:06pm
Did you hear about the German guy who assaulted a woman?




Adolf hit her.
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