Quote (kai_jph @ Sep 18 2019 09:01pm)

Corny Joke

Stevie Wonder did a concert in Japan and asked for any requests

A Japanese man yelled "I want a jazz cord" . Impressed that the man apparently knew his background in Jazz he played a rift in C minus
The same Japanese man replied "No , No. I want a jazz cord!" Of cause Stevie was a bit annoyed but played another rift in B flat
For a second time the same Japanese man again replied "No , No. I want a jazz cord!"

Stevie now fed up offered him the Mic and asked "ok wise guy lets see you do better!"
The Japanese guy grabbed the mic and sang "A jazz cord , to say I ruv you!"

Quote (ReturnFormer @ Dec 15 2019 08:10pm)

I have a special sleeve I wear when doing gymnastics. It's my lucky charm for flips, cartwheels, e.t.c. it's a rotator cuff.