Does a bear poop in the woods?

Of course they do, it's a bear necessity.

A jamaican guy who does a lot of bad deeds is a sinny-mon.

I'm a master of obstetrics, I obstruct people all the time...

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire

Frostbite

my wife must be a manager. ive been getting more and more gray hairs since we met...

this thread is everlasting fun

I like to give trick or treaters a trick with their treat, so I give them a hollow bean.


/e woah, I just realized this thread has been going for six years...

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My morning was very busy, I had a lot of shit to do.

Dinner last night must have upset my stomach...

I've been really fast at my job zeroing scales - I'm really tare-ing it up!

I'm not a big fan of cooked whole wheat grains. I stay farro way from it.