Cooking is a seasonal job.

if i would open a store for footstools, i would call it "The Ottoman Empire".

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What sports drink will yell at you?

Gay-tirade

my favorite weapon for my assasin is the fascia. which, i guess makes me a fasciaist.

what do you call really good click bait?



master bait.

Paper eye. That's how the cyclops saves money.

I would propose that antimatter should be classified as a weapon of mass destruction, but eh, it doesn't matter...

if my name were joseph, i would become a gastroenterologist just so that i could call myself "GI Joe".

Im eating French toast topped with eggs over easy. My 3 yo asked for a bite, so I bit him. This repeated a few times. He thought it was hilarious, he was eating it up...

Serialjoe?