What kind of glasses do trannies like?


Transition lenses.

I have lots of jokes about unemployed people, unfortunately none of them work.

Do they just not make sense? If so maybe make your jokes better.

Obesity is a big problem.

savage

how is a woman like an airplane?


they both have a cock-pit.

why dont italians take naps?


because afterwards they ah-feel ah-rested.

dumplings are usually nice, but i find some wanton...

i cooked up some cornmeal with milk and thyme, but i forgot the salt so it was only ok. it wouldve been better with the salt, but it didnt live up to its polenta.