pierre, but yeah. reminds me of one im sure i posted already, but ill sayit again:

if gil and gila got married and had a daughter, her name would be gillette...

ive got this german guy i call to fix it whenever ive got a problem with my bathtub. he's my shower-kraut.

There's a tower in Paris that people jump off to commit suicide. It's known as the I-fall tower. Due to the grim nature, some people call it the awful tower.


The also have some fancy bathrooms. From what I hear, there's a lot of art in the Loo.



If you're going to come back to something, Denmark your place.

Ancient romans must have liked epilepsy. They were always saying "hail, seizure! "

early russians had a fight over whether to name the capitol moose or cow, so they compromised and went with mooscow...

i keep hearing about "micro-aggressions". is that when you fly a micro-drone at someones head?

i sometimes forget to pee, so i have a reminder alarm that goes off now and then. its my tinkle-bell.

I hate owls. they never take anything seriously. they think everything is a hoot.

-.- XD

why are pens not religious?

because pen-soul is erasable.